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Post by Eddie James. A Winslow on Apr 6, 2009 11:22:36 GMT -5
Eddie Winslow was in the Gym working out as usual at the moment. He wanted to make sure that he kept fit. If he wanted to keep his muscular figure then he would have to always stay fit by working out. Without a care he continued working out. He was bench pressing. He was going up and down working out at a fast pace.
Today was a good day so far. There was nothing at all that could mess this day up. He took a break for a moment and then began looking at a swimsuit magazine while cooling off by drinking a little bit of his cold bottled water. He sat the bottle back down and then took his towel and wiped off the sweat from his forehead.
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Post by Myrtle Urkel on Apr 6, 2009 11:56:51 GMT -5
Myrtle walked in to the Gym she was staying at the Winslow's place for a few days an when she was doing her makeup in the bathroom She overheard Eddie saying he was going ot the Jim. why if Eddie is going to the Gym, that were I will go too. Myrtle giggle to herself and waited for Eddie to go down stair and leave for the gym before heading back to Steve's room and. Myrtle thew on a pink track suit which too her about ten minutes then left for the gym.
As she walked he in the door she could tell it was a place for men but if Eddie was there she was not going to up a opportunity to possible make him her man. She walked out of the entrance and into the gym she watched Eddie for a few moments before walking over to Eddie when put down the water and the magazine. When Eddie patted his face and his eyes were covered Myrtle quickly approached him. "OH Eddie what are you doing Her at this Gym.?" she said with a giggle.
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Post by Eddie James. A Winslow on Apr 6, 2009 23:15:08 GMT -5
Eddie was drying the sweat off his face when all of a sudden someone spoke to him. "I came here to work out! When he removed the towel from his face he looked up only to see Myrtle standing right in front of him. He gave her a disgusted look and backed up a little bit. Out of all people, why Myrtle? Why did it have to be her who showed up? Will that woman ever give up? Eddie doesn't want Myrtle but it seemed as if Myrtle didn't care if Eddie wanted her or not, she was destined to make Eddie his. Eddie closed his eyes for a moment, he was hoping that this would all be a dream and that Myrtle wasn't really standing in front of him but when he opened his eyes, Myrtle was still there. He gave her a really dull look for a moment and paused. He took one more step back. He was trying to keep himself from Myrtle as far away as possible. She was obsessed with him and would never leave him alone. Just the thought of Myrtle made Eddie's stomach begin to ache.
He looked to the ground for a moment and took a deep breathe. Finally, he looked up at her. He shook his head in disgust. "Hey Myrtle............What do you want? For the last time, I'm not interested in you!" he really meant what he said. He didn't want her, he had no reason to lie to her. He just wanted her to get that through her thick skull, like that would ever happen. Eddie has a better chance at winning a Million Dollars than getting Myrtle off his back. Speaking of money, Myrtle was rich. Her father was a Multi-Millionaire, but Eddie didn't care. Eddie was looking for the right type. Love had to do with caring for someone, not money. He just didn't like Myrtle in the way that she liked him. Actually Myrtle didn't like Eddie, she was deeply in love with Eddie. He just wished sometimes that he had never met her, because ever since they met, Myrtle has been trying to get Eddie to go with her but Eddie refuses, and he would just continue to refuse until he felt that she would finally leave him be.
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Post by Myrtle Urkel on Apr 7, 2009 9:49:09 GMT -5
"Eddie You already Know what I want, silly and that is Y....O...U.. I know you want me to your just in denial " Myrtle said getting close to him. She tried wiggling her hips seductively. But it was always clear to her that when is came it Eddie it never worked.
"Eddie Winslow you know the sweat make you even more attractive, umm umm umm Eddie I just want to eat you up" Myrtle then basically trowing herself and grabbing hold of his arm. He leaned in an sniffed him. " Eddie you smell so manly". Myrtle said holding ion to him tight she knew Eddie would try to get away from her that away he always did. Myrtle just always hoped her determined personality could win Eddie over.
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Post by Eddie James. A Winslow on Apr 7, 2009 12:17:52 GMT -5
"I know you want me, you always wanted me but the point is Myrtle, I don't want you! I never did and never will!" He seen her moving closer to him. The closer she moved to him the further he tried to move away from her. He didn't like her wiggling her hips because it never worked. It made him rather sick. It should be clear to Myrtle now that Eddie doesn't want her, but she seemed to not take no for an answer.
"Everything makes you,......well.......the other way around! Eat me? Not in this lifetime! Go home, Myrtle!" he moved himself away from her as she grabbed him. He was moving further and further back. "And you need some professional help! How many times do I have to tell you Myrtle, I am not interested in you!" He wasn't interested in her, but she seemed to not take that as an answer. He didn't want her, but she clearly wouldn't just pack up, leave, and finally give up. He knew that she wouldn't give up, but he wished that she would. He doesn't want her, but she seems to still try to get him anyway.
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Post by Myrtle Urkel on Apr 7, 2009 15:08:06 GMT -5
"Eddie, Sugarlips all people can change, You might not like me now, but you could grow to love me, Eddie it not hard just pucker up and kiss me you could feel the sparks coming of my lips like an overcharged circuit board." Myrtle Ran over to Eddie and grabbed his arm. Pressing herself up against him, she she puked up her lips.
"Come on Eddie She me what you made of my little hush puppy." She took stood puckered for Eddie to kiss her, All wanted was him and there was no way she would ever leave Eddie alone she would keep chasing him till he became hers.
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Post by Eddie James. A Winslow on Apr 7, 2009 17:22:17 GMT -5
"People do change, but not me! You see, I'm Eddie Winslow and I don't change for nobody.....and definately not for you! I don't love you and I never will! No, I'm sorry I will not kiss...I don't know where those lips have been!.......Plus I don't want to get sick! I'm actually feeling sparks right now....those are sparks of disgust!" he was beginning to feel sick. He wished that she would leave him alone but still there she stood.
"I'll show you to the door! It's to your left........and I'm not your hush puppy!" he said with an uninterested look on his face. He knew that she would continue chasing him but he didn't know why she was obsessed with him so much. He just wanted her to leave and never come back but that would never happen.
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Post by Myrtle Urkel on Apr 8, 2009 12:50:55 GMT -5
Eddie began to to lead her to door and Myrtle grabbed a hold of his wrist and pushed him up against the wall. Myrtle was not a small woman she had the muscles of an average man. "Eddie Winslow, I am not a nobody and am a somebody and you will change for a somebody." Myrtle continued to push him up against the wall. "Now Eddie you and I both know Did not mean all those rude things you said to me. Now pucker up you fish lips and lay one on me Eddie" Myrtle Pressed her body up against Eddie's and wait for him to press his lips upon hers. She was persistent as any Urkel and if Steve could get Laura that way then maybe she could get Eddie with Even more determination.
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Post by Eddie James. A Winslow on Apr 10, 2009 21:50:46 GMT -5
Eddie was overpowered for some reason by Myrtle. She had his arms against the wall. He gave her a weird look. Why did she have to do all this? He just wished that she would leave him alone. She called him fish lips and told him to pucker up and lay a kiss on her but he was not going to. He'd rather die than kiss her.
He looked at her not knowing what to do at the moment. He took a moment to think though as he looked around with his arms pinned to the wall. He looked back down at her. "Haven't I suffered enough? I'm sorry Myrtle but I just cannot do this! I don't feel the same way about you that you feel about me! I will not kiss you nor will I ever kiss you! I'm sorry but our relationship will never change! We can be friends but that's it. I'm even suprised that I am letting you be my friend....We could get along just fine if you would leave me alone!
He really meant what he said. He just wanted her to go back home and leave him alone. He wouldn't mind if she was his friend, as long as she would stop coming onto him, everything would be fine. Like that would ever happen, there's a better chance that pigs could fly rather than Myrtle leaving Eddie alone.
He pushed her off of him leaving her standing in front of him. He fixed his short by tugging on it with his right hand. He looked around to see if anyone was looking and then he paused and took a deep breath. He faced Myrtle again. "Do you understand me?" he asked. He wanted to make sure that he understood that he doesn't feel the same way that she felt about him.
Myrtle has been after Eddie for years and if he still rejects her now, she should have understood by now that he doesn't nor will he ever want her. He just hoped that she would finally realize it. Myrtle seemed to have a thick skull and would usually ignore all of his rejects and continue to get him to be with her and he didn't like that very much. He barely wanted to be friends, but it was either that or nothing at all.
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Post by Myrtle Urkel on Apr 12, 2009 22:12:26 GMT -5
" Eddie I Just cant do that I don't want to be your friends, If I cannot be more they friends then I will continue to to chase after you Edward. I will hunt you down and hog tie you if I have to. I don't care Eddie, weeks, Months, years I will continue to chase you. Like Steve told me keep persistent and I may get you as my man." Just then Myrtle jumped on Eddie knocking him to ground. "You can hate me forever if you like but there is no way I will stop till you love me like I love you." Myrtle was sitting on his stomach and had her hand pressed on his chest . "You hear me Eddie, I will always be chasing after you even if it takes twenty years."
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Post by Eddie James. A Winslow on Apr 19, 2009 21:26:59 GMT -5
Eddie was pinned to the ground and she was sitting on his stomach. "Myrtle......can you get off of me?......I'm sorry but I just don't feel the same way that you feel about me...and I never will. We are not dating, and we never will be. Don't listen to Steve, that nerd was just lucky that he got Laura. But I am different, I will never change my mind like Laura did for Steve. I'm not that dumb. I'd rather be married to any other girl except for the village idiot!"
He then pushes Myrtle off and he sees a fine young woman walk by the gym on the outside. He looks at Myrtle and shakes his head. He then turns back around and walks over to the beautiful woman and he smiles. "Hello,....my name is Eddie Winslow! How would you like to go out to dinner?" the woman looked over at him and nodded and replied. "It depends what time." Eddie just smiled. "Tomorrow at eight, sound good?" he said with a smile. She smiled and gave him a kiss and Eddie smiled. He then looked over to Myrtle and then back to the other girl.
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Post by Myrtle Urkel on May 1, 2009 10:49:07 GMT -5
"Uh oh NO you didn't" Myrtle said after Eddie pushed her off and waking to were Eddie was talking to the woman. "Edward Winslow! You smarten your self up and stop asking little floozies out for diner. What do you think you Mother would say if she heard you were asking out another woman with future mother or your child present?" Myrle shot it his direction and then turned to the woman. "And you Missy should be ashamed up your self not finding out more about Eddie before being so willing to accept his offer. " Myrtle places he hands on her hips and shot glances the the trap Eddie seemed interested in.
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